Oh, my God!
- Yo, that is gnarly! - Hey, Samantha! Hey, look!
Hey, you like this? Ohh, easy!
That reminds me of your mom!
Oh, that's funny. That's really funny.
You guys are fucking disgusting.
Seriously, that's gross! Stop poking it!
Oh, my God, it's not gonna hurt you.
- Oh, look! - Yo, that's filled with nutrients.
Just suck on it. Bite into it!
What are you doing over there, crazy girl?
What's with this camera?
Whoa, whoa, look at that! Look, this!
- Look at this. - Oh, wow.
- Isn't that awesome? - Yo, we could trip all day on that.
Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - You like that? Yeah?
Dream on.
Joey... You're all gonna fuckin' die up here.
What?
- Tell me you got that. - Nice!
That one skipped, like, 20 feet.
Nice, dude!
I'm not getting in that fucking lake.
- Yo, give me that. - You get this?
What's up, guys?
What up?
What are you guys doin'?
Just fuckin' chillin'.
Here, babe.
Are you guys doing drugs?
What?
He fuckin' calls it drugs!
Wait, I gotta get this.
No, oh, my God, Spider, the look on your face right now...
Are you guys doing drugs right now? Seriously.
- No, seriously. - Spider, can I tell you something?
- Okay. - You're a fucking dweeb.
Whatever. I don't-- I don't do drugs.
How 'bout that? How's that sound?
Spider, what's wrong? Why do you look so scared?
I'm... scared of getting the fear.
- What? - What?
The fear. You never heard of that?
Don't laugh, don't laugh! I'm serious. The fear.
You know, when you do too many drugs
and then you get, like, all freaked out and crazy?
Spider, there's no fucking such thing as the fear.
Just take a hit, bro.
Take a fucking hit and chill out!
- I'll take a hit if you don't film it. - Promise.
- Okay. Yeah? - Scout's honor.
- Ahh. - No, no, no.
You've got to, like, breathe it in--
- through my nose? - Breathe through your nose.
That was huge, girls!
- Oh, man! - Oh, my God!
Fucker's gonna die!
Fuck this. Can't take that.
- Careful, bro! - I'm sorry!
Oh, my God, my throat's on fire.
Wendy, what the fuck were you saying before
about us all gettin' killed?
- Wait, what? - When did she say that?
We were over by the mushroom tree.
When we were standing over by the tree,
she was like, "you're all gonna fuckin' die!"
What do you mean, like, here? Like, here-here?
Here?
- Did you guys not hear about this? - ...No.
Why the fuck would I come to this lake
if I heard about some damn murders out here?
Yeah. It was pretty bad.
- Wait. - Are you being serious?
You're fuckin' with us! Get outta here!
No, I'm being dead serious.
Well, what happened?
Um...
You know, the weird thing is
that I don't remember what he looked like.
What do you mean, you don't remember?
What who looked like?
What are you talking about?
- What? - Fuck you! Fuck you! I told you guys!
- What the fuck?! - The fear! You see!
She gave me the fuckin' fear!
- You know what? - Fuck this! Fuck this!
- I'm going swimming. - Seriously?
- Yep, seriously. - Go for it!
Will you strip down for me, Joey?
- I don't care. - Oh, yeah?
Are you sure you wanna see that?
Like I said earlier, 2-inch cock.
Mmm...
Probably gonna be two inches in a minute!
Aah! Oh, fuck!
Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man!
Oh, my God! You--! That was crazy!
That was fuckin' beautiful.
I'll join you in a minute. Or not. We'll see.
Ohh!
Are you se--?
What the hell? Is he--?
- I'm fuckin' with you! - Fuck you!
Dude, I've got to take a shit. You just scared the shit outta me.
Can I come with you?
Spider, did you bring the fucking camera?
No.
Yeah.
So, what was the deal with Wendy...
- And all that killer shit? - I don't know.
That fucking story was creeping me out.
- She is weird. - I know, right? That's what I'm talking about.
The fear, right there.
What are you doing behind there? It really stinks.
Spider, you wanna see something sickening?
- Sure! - It's fucking disgusting.
This is my new tryout, Spider, just for you.
No one has seen this yet. This shit is red hot.
Prepare for awesome.
Wait, what?
- What the fuck? - Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, your eye! Look at your fucking eye!
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Hey, Joey.
Oh, hey, what's up?
Oh, God, it's gettin' fuckin' cold.
Where are the other guys at?
They left. Wanna fuck?
Uh...
- They left? - Did you hear what I said?
Uh... so they just left their stuff?
Joey, please do not tell me you're a virgin.
What?
Come on, I think we should get back into the lake,
fuck each other's brains out,
and we could even film it for prosperity.
Wow. Uh... Turn that shit off.
Don't you wanna fuck me?
You were serious earlier, weren't you?
About the murders?
I remember reading about it now.
It was, like, four kids were killed, and the guy--
they said the guy was, like, insane.
He was beyond insane.
He was evil.
This lake ran red with their blood,
and I came back... To move on. I-I get it.
It's some kind of, like,
post-traumatic stress therapy or something.
No, it's not therapy.
I brought you back because I needed bait.
Bait?
They never caught him, Joey.
They never believed me, how-- how he was everywhere.
How he could be at two places at once.
That wall back there-- my friend smashed her head open on it.
Wendy, this is crazy, okay? I think you need help.
Maybe we should just get the others and get the fuck outta here.
- They're dead, Joey. - He's back. No.
And this time, I'm ready for you. Get that shit outta here.
I think you need help.
Unh!
Give it to me. Shit.
Come on!
Come on, fucker!
Why can't I film you?
Fuck!
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Oh, fuck. You came... Back... For nothing.
If you're watching this...
Don't come here!
Joey?
What are you waiting for?
I beat you, one on one, asshole.
Oh, fuck!
Where the fuck did those guys go?
Where the fuck did they go?
Here you go. I've got a flashlight.
Probably fuckin' each other downstairs.
Dude, we were just downstairs.
They're not downstairs.
Where do you think they're at?
I don't know. I'll go look for 'em.
You look through these fuckin' tapes, okay?
No, no, no. Just-- look--
just like that, you're gonna leave me in here with this dead fucker?
Sorry if your vagina hurts there, sister,
but someone's gotta do it.
Just get outta the way. Just... fuck it.
- Hey! - Hi!
How was-- how was work?
It was fine.
One of the other girls, uh, called in sick,
so I was the only one answering phones all night.
Also, my-- my arm's been really bothering me.
It's like I bruised it or something,
but I don't remember how.
I think you can see.
There's a bump there. Can you see?
Mnh-mnh.
Well...
I know I said I didn't want this,
but when you're a doctor, could you just support me,
and I'll just... Stay at home?
I guess, yeah, if you want that.
That was easy.
I mean, do you want me to make it difficult for you?
Like, um... I don't know, Emily.
I guess you'll have to convince me here.
Really?
I mean... maybe a little convincing, or...
Well, how 'bout now?
Maybe a little more?
How 'bout now?
Well, now I can show you my apartment.
Yay. I mean... I'm gonna see it soon enough.
Well, fall break's not soon enough.
Um... I know.
All right, so this...
Like, right here...
Uh, this is where I heard the footsteps.
Um, back there?
Yeah. Right.
I mean, could it have been coming from upstairs?
No. I mean...
I know-- I mean, my neighbor always wears heels,
so I know what that sounds like.
It was weird. It was like, while it was happening,
it didn't seem like it was real, but I was awake.
And you didn't check?
Are you kidding me? No way.
I can't believe I was even, like,
able to fall back asleep.
I mean, it sounds like you were asleep.
Okay, well, next time it happens,
I'll call you and you can watch me,
and maybe I'll be brave enough to open the door.
'Kay.
Okay.
Emily?
Hello? Hey. Hey. Hey.
What's? What's going on?
There's something at my door. Listen.
Did you hear that?
What was that?
Shh.
Did you see that?
Emily, what are you doing?
I'm going to open the door with you here.
That's stupid. Why?
No, no, this is just like before.
Hey.
See? I told you. My apartment's haunted.
It's not haunted. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
No, no, this feels really familiar.
What do you mean?
Well, remember the first time
that you got-- you got transferred off the base
when your father got transferred to fort Leonard wood?
- I was, like, 12? - Yeah.
Well, that was when things got really bad for me,
and I had-- you know, I had my big accident
and I had to have surgery, and it was the first time
we were apart since I was really little.
- Mm-hmm. - I mean, now is the first time...
We've been apart since high school, and I just-- I just--
Emily!
So, you think you saw...
Are you sure you saw, like, a little kid?
I mean, I-I think I saw something,
but it could have been anything, Emily.
Like, you know, maybe it was, like...
A breeze or something like that. Breeze.
Man, of all the times for you not to be recording our chat!
I'll record it next time.
I need to find out if a little kid died here.
I'm gonna ask my landlord.
Um... I-I don't know if you should do that.
I-I don't-- I can't imagine he'd be thrilled to have that conversation.
Yeah, well, I think he has to tell me.
I think it's the law or something.
The law?
Why are you messing with your arm like that?
What's wrong?
It's not... It's not getting better.
It's like this...
Like, a lump under my skin or something.
You shouldn't do that. It's not good for you.
Just stop touching it, and when I come and see you,
- I'll check that, okay? - Okay.
You're right.
Hey, Emily, what's going on?
I'm hearing the noise again.
I'm gonna go check it out.
Okay. Um... Do you have a weapon?
No, should I?
Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Okay.
Be careful.
Yeah.
W-w-wait. Look-- look towards your living room.
Well, I don't-- there's a lamp...
Okay, well, do you have a flashlight?
No. Oh, I have-- I'll use this.
You here?
James, are you there?
Yeah.
I didn't see anything. No.
- See anything? - Mnh-mnh.
Aah! Emily! Emily!
Close your door.
Are you okay?
I should talk to him. I should have talked...
Are you all right?
Hey, were you recording that?
No. What do you mean? I just got caught up in the moment.
James!
Next time I call you in the middle of the night,
please press record!
Okay. All right. I promise.
Will you stay up with me tonight?
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
Thank you.
So, I talked to my landlord today.
He said no one's ever died in my apartment, ever.
That's not exactly something he'd want to advertise, right?
Yeah, but he said, like, no kids ever lived here.
It's always been student housing.
Uh-huh.
What's that? What are you doing?
Oh, well, I felt that lump move in my arm today.
Emily, what the fuck is that? Don't do that!
Thought it might be a spider bite.
You know, how you hear about--?
That's an urban legend. That's not real.
It's right under there. Look, look, I'll show you.
Stop! Stop that! Don't do that, okay?
That's not good for you. This is like your leg,
like seven years ago. You still have a scar from that.
Emily, what the fuck are you doing?
Well, I think if I just...
No, no, no, no, no. Put that away.
Seriously, Emily, look at me.
Emily! Emily, look at me, okay?
You need to put that away, all right?
Digging around in your arm is not gonna do any more good.
You just need to put some alcohol on that
or iodine or something like that
and-- and-- and put a bandage on it
'cause otherwise it's just gonna get infected, okay?
You know, I'll be there in a week and I'll look at it,
but for right now, just leave it alone.
You're acting really crazy, all right?
Okay, okay.
Okay. I mean...
Can you go to the bathroom and clean that off?
Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back.
- Emily? Are you there? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I gotta-- I gotta do some work, so what's going on?
I know. This'll only take a minute.
- What's up? - He's outside my room.
I can hear the little boy's footsteps.
That's really scary, Emily, what are you talking about?
Well, I just-- I need to talk to him, and I need your help.
- Um... I mean, I'll help in any way that I can. - Okay. Great, great.
So, I'm gonna close my eyes so he doesn't scare me.
- What? - I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't freak out...
And run back in here, okay?
So you're just gonna tell me if he's there
and if he's paying attention to me, and then I'll talk to him.
I'll find out what he wants--
if he wants me to find his body, or... whatever.
I just. Uh... I don't want to look at him.
He's a ghost. He freaks me out.
What?! Um... Okay. All right.
Okay, can you do that?
Yeah. Okay, okay.
So, as soon as-- as soon as I open the bedroom door,
I'm gonna close my eyes, and then you'll tell me what's there, okay?
All right.
- Okay, are you ready? - Yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm closing my eyes.
Hey. Hey.
What's there?
Uh... I-I don't see anything.
It's just your hallway.
'Kay.
- Anything in here? - Um... no. No, it's...
Go in your living room.
Okay, I'm not looking.
Listen, I don't see anything, okay?
Yeah, you should go back to your room.
See him?
No, I don't see anything.
Maybe... he's done for the night.
I'm almost disappointed.
- What are you doing? - What?
- Emily! - What?
Close your eyes.
Oh, okay.
Is he here?
Back to your left.
- Okay. - Emily!
Emily. Emily.
You're telling me part of this thing is human?
Well, how many more times are you gonna have to do this to her?
I don't know if she can survive that.
I mean, you're telling me. She thinks I'm in Michigan.
That's far away, okay?
And that tracking device in her arm,
does that have an expiration date?
Good, well, take care of it.
We're gonna have to make this look like an accident again.
It's fine.
We have people that can take care of it.
I'm just gonna have to break some bones.
For fuck's sake!
Hey, how's it going?
Made it back okay?
Yeah, yeah. The drive was fine.
Are you all right?
Uh, yeah.
So, your professors aren't mad at you?
No. Um... I haven't spoken to my advisor yet,
but, uh, I'll explain it to him.
It'll be fine.
How are... How are you?
Okay. Um...
I went to see Dr. aberdeen today, like I told you.
Yeah, she came very highly recommended
from my colleagues, so... did things go well?
She seems really professional.
She... she diagnosed me as schizoaffective.
It's a mild form of schizophrenia
and bipolar disorder.
Okay.
I mean, it explains a lot--
you know, why I thought I'd seen ghosts,
why I don't remember running out
into the middle of the street that night.
I'm just crazy.
Don't say that.
Well, anyway, she's got me on some medications--
um, perphenazine, and, uh, I don't--
I don't remember.
Listen, you're gonna be okay.
- You don't know. - I do. You're gonna be fine.
You deserve to be with someone normal--
you know, someone who doesn't have so many problems.
What if we want to have kids someday?
You know, um...
You're the only person I've ever wanted to be with, Emily,
so just... stop acting like I have a choice
in the matter, all right?
I don't know what I did to deserve to deserve someone...
You're so good to me.
Get some rest.
I love you.
Talk to you later.
All right.
How's it going?
...Parts.
I have, like, a sore spot or something.
Did you-- did you hurt it on the hike today, or...?
Maybe. Maybe I bumped it.
I don't know. I keep fiddling with it.
Well, don't do that.
I'll look at it when I get there.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Changing into my jammies.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
You can keep going.
I miss you.
There was a lot of couples on the hike today,
and I just felt alone, you know?
Alone? Yeah?
How's that?
Sit back a little bit.
There. Yeah.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
What were you saying?
Uh, nothing.
Zac? Hey, Zac.
I can't find any--
what the fuck...?
Fuck.
Zac!
Jesus.
Zac.
You fuckers.
Zac?
Hello?
Oh... Fuck!
Jesus!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Aah! Aah!
Aaaahhhh!
Hey, Matt!
We not-- we forgot. We forgot.
Did you guys bring any tools, or...?
Spatulas.
That's what I was using. I was using--
Oh, the styrofoam plate? On the grill! Ha ha ha!
That's good. That doesn't really send
any kind of chemicals into our food.
That's how men cook. It's problem-solving.
You're truly a man.
You want the burnt one or the burnt one?
She wants the really long one.
The really, really long one.
This long. Here we go. Here we go.
Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here.
You know all this stuff's coming down at midnight, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yo!
I'll be right down.
Come out, dude, it's gonna be an awesome party.
Or not.
Dude, come on, aren't you a bit old for this shit?
Happy Halloween!
Yo!
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
What's up, guys? How's it going?
Awesome. That is awesome.
What the hell?
- Are you a bear? - I'm a nanny-cam.
- A nanny-cam! - Better than the Unabomber.
Let's go and do this.
Paul, you know where we're going, right?
No, yeah, you're gonna wanna go to--
no, you wanna go 134 west.
You wanna stay on the 134.
- Fuck! - Sorry, bro!
Fuck!
Way to give yourself an option
by being in the far-right Lane.
I thought we were going--
I'm just gonna give myself the option of maybe...
It eventually will, I think, hit spring street.
You say it was too dark,
and then you just took off your sunglasses?
You're fine.
How many people are supposed to be at this party?
Do you know?
Oh, my God!
Are the girls coming out tonight?
Yeah, they'll be there. They're coming out later.
...was it? Montecito?
Yes.
That's-- it starts-- it's here.
I thought you said it was mariposa.
- Just pick one! - Mariposa or Montecito?
It's one of those.
- Mar vista? - Yep.
All right, I'm going left.
"M"-- Madison? This doesn't make any sense!
It's fine, don't worry.
- Yeah, it is right. - Oh, fuck. Is that right on the corner?
- Can you park here? - Yeah, it's all right.
I think it's fine. Maybe we can come out
and check on the car later too.
Yeah. Fine.
- Can you grab this beer? - Yeah, I got it. Here.
Sword? No sword? Sword!
Absolutely sword. It's an awesome sword.
I'm wearing a stupid helmet.
Here, gimme a beer.
Thank you.
I wanna hold 'em.
- Can I get one, les? - Yeah, sure.
I'm holding the-- here, hold on.
Jesus.
What the hell, dude?
Suck me.
Awesome.
- Hello! - You might try to just walk in.
Might want you to ring the doorbell.
Where is everyone?
This is a nice place. Maybe it's like a-- go around back.
Don't worry, guys, I'll-- are you guys--? Oh!
Shortcut!
Is anyone else's beer warm?
That actually hurt! I'll break it!
Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut!
Where'd it go?
It's mine.
You sure this is it?
Yep. All the lights are on.
Maybe we're a little early.
Yeah, go that way.
- Ooh! - Ooh! - Ooh! - Ooh!
Justin!
Yo, Justin!
Creepy!
This party fuckin' sucks!
See? It's a haunted house.
It's an empty house.
A really shitty haunted house.
So shitty!
Justin? Justin!
He probably went to get beer.
Ooh!
First one's through.
What is it? All right.
God, look at that shit.
All right.
Okay. All right, maybe not the scariest thing I've ever seen.
There's a chair. Obviously, there was a struggle.
A chair! There was a struggle!
Ohh! Oh, fuck! Holy shit!
Huh?
Oh! Another room that's locked up.
Tenant's out. Yeah.
This is pretty cool.
Whoo! It's, like, a nautical theme in here.
Heavy clouds too...
Hello?
Oh, Jesus!
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa? What, what, what?
It was like people
reaching out of the wall at you.
What happened? What happened?
I've never seen that before.
That was fuckin' awesome!
This is rad!
- This is not that bad! - Shh shh shh shh!
You hear that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go! Go!
...last year's party, rented this castle in the desert.
Nuts!
It was like this weird, medieval...
I don't know. I got a sword out of it.
Hello?
Guys?
Guys.
Guys, not funny!
Fuck, dude.
Where's the fuckin' party, man?
I don't know. We're gonna go scare Matt.
This place is fuckin' awesome!
Ready?
On two.
Ohhh!
Don't! Don't! Ow, ow, ow!
Ow!
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude. Come on.
No, dude, that fuckin' hurt!
Come on, dude.
I can't believe they can afford this!
I just don't want anything to jump out at me.
I'm tired of it.
If you think about what we're doing right now,
we're walking through a house.
- It's okay. - What the fuck is that noise?
How do we get upstairs?
Probably...
Yeah, where the fuck is the party?
Hey. Anything in there?
I think I found the party.
...And then, through the unity
of the men with the sword.
Arise, O lord!
Do as ye have said,
and fall upon him and burn him,
that thou mayest take away
the innocent blood which Joab shed,
from me, and from the house of my father.
Arise, O lord! Cast you down!
A sword is upon the liars!
A sword is upon the mighty men,
and they shall be dismayed.
A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots,
and upon all the mingled people
that are in the midst of her. Arise O lord!
Cast you down! Arise, O lord!
Cast him down!
Who are you? Who are thou foulings?
- Cast... you...! - What are you doing here?
We're just here for the party.
- What are you doing here? - Sorry.
You shouldn't be here!
- Leave! - - Run!
Please help me!
Quiet, you, quiet! Get away from me!
Whoa! Hey!
- ...Understand me?! - Whoa, whoa!
Holy shit!
Oh, shit! What the fuck is that?
- What the fuck is that? - Leave!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck! Get outta here!
Chad! Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Listen!
- We can't leave. - No, wait. What?
Go, go.
What are we gonna do?
Just get the girl and leave.
Oh, God! Help!
Okay.
Back up, back up, back up!
Go, Chad!
Oh, shit!
Aaaahhhh!
Get the fuck off of me!
Aaaahhhh!
Get off me!
Okay, I got her, I got her, I got her.
Uh... Go. Go, go, go.
Come on! Shit!
Oh, fuck!
Go!
Go! Fuck! Oh, Jesus!
Go!
Fuck!
Get the door!
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
It's fucking burning!
Guys, come on!
Aah!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
We're trapped! We're fuckin' trapped!
Over here! Over here! Go, go!
Watch it. Slow. Now. Aah.
Guys, this way!
Watch out for your head, dude.
This way!
Come on!
Go, go!
- Go! - Aaahhh!
Go!
Almost got it!
You go first. You go first.
Holy shit!
Go! Go! Go, go, go!
One more step. One more step.
Help. Pull. Help.
Get the car! Get the car!
What-- what's over there?
Don't... Don't leave me!
Here. Okay. Get in.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay. Her feet, her feet.
Hold her, hold her, hold her.
I got her. I got her.
Jesus!
Here. You got her?
Yeah.
Go, Chad, go!
What the fuck was that?
Hey, can you hear me?
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
What street are we on?
Just focus and find the fucking hospital!
I don't even know where the fuck we are!
What the fuck was that back there, dude?
Just keep her awake! Keep her awake!
Stay with me. Stay with me.
Fuck!
Deep breaths.
Hey, would you guys calm the fuck down?!
...just breathe.
What the fuck, dude?
Dude, you gotta hurry! What the fuck is wrong with the car?
Why are you stopping? What the hell is wrong with the car?
Dude, drive!
Fuckin' stalled, man!
Fuckin' drive, dude! Come on!
Oh, shit! Ohhh, shit!
What the fuck?! Where'd she go?!
What the fuck?!
Holy shit!
What the fuck? Where'd she go?
Where the fuck did she go?
What the fuck?
The fuck was that?
What the fuck, man?
Oh, Jesus!
Fuck me! The fuck does she want?
Unlock the doors, Chad.
At least open my door.
What the fuck, man? Unlock the doors!
Fuck! Chad!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Go! Go! Go!
Aah! Aaaahhhh!
Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go, go!